What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 02:02

The Living Daylights & Rambo III
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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You Only Live Twice
-”Ah so!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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Live and Let Die
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Goldfinger
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Moonraker
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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Dr No
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Do people really have sex with animals?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-All the bad guys are black.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-J W Pepper
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
From Russia With Love
A View to a Kill
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Octopussy
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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